I started this blog for three reasons. Number one, I think my kid says the most hilarious things. And two, I wanted to remember all these one liners. And three, I think you will find them funny too. Enjoy!
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Bela'sBytes - March 9, 2010 *Heads up - gross!
"I'm not going to say 'vomit' anymore. It's too gross. From now on, I will just say barf." -Bela, after having a bout of food poisoning in the middle of the night.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Bela'sBytes - March 7, 2011
"Mom, I have a new codeword for having to go to bathroom. Next time we are out somewhere, I will just say: 'I have to go P.E.' That way no one will know what we are talking about."
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Bela'sBytes - March 2, 2011
"Mom, did Dr. Mindy use a fake arm when they put the jelly on my gums? It looked like a scarecrow arm!" -As told to me by Bela later in the day after her dental procedure, and a dose of laughing gas.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Bela'sBytes - Feb. 23
Bela watched as I entered a Disney movie sweepstakes to win a van. She was watching over my shoulder and said, "You are entering a sweeps to win a van? Mom! Then we'd have 3 cars!!!"
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Bela'sBytes - Feb. 5
"I wish they had cake stops, not just water stops." -Spoken after doing the Melbourne and Beaches 5K.
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