I started this blog for three reasons. Number one, I think my kid says the most hilarious things. And two, I wanted to remember all these one liners. And three, I think you will find them funny too. Enjoy!
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Bela'sBytes -March 24, 2011 Part Two
Bela "Mom, today could you buy brown eggs?" Me: "Maybe, why?" Bela: "I just think they are so cute!"
Bela'sBytes - March 24, 2011
Bela: "Mom, if we are called brunettes, what are blondes called?" Me: "Just blondes." Bela: "Oh, I thought that they would have a better name. You know we have brown hair, and we are called brunette. They have blonde hair, and all they get is 'blonde'?"
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Bela'sBytes - March 9, 2010 *Heads up - gross!
"I'm not going to say 'vomit' anymore. It's too gross. From now on, I will just say barf." -Bela, after having a bout of food poisoning in the middle of the night.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Bela'sBytes - March 7, 2011
"Mom, I have a new codeword for having to go to bathroom. Next time we are out somewhere, I will just say: 'I have to go P.E.' That way no one will know what we are talking about."
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Bela'sBytes - March 2, 2011
"Mom, did Dr. Mindy use a fake arm when they put the jelly on my gums? It looked like a scarecrow arm!" -As told to me by Bela later in the day after her dental procedure, and a dose of laughing gas.
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